I could stop here because the humor inherent in that statement itself is sufficient to prove the equation in the title correct. I won't.
A poster on Slashdot commented that Microsoft made similar claims about Windows 2000 when it advertised it as "only having 7 events that would necessitate a reboot". The person (blessed with an amazing sense of humor) who replied to that post said:
it does only have seven events that necessitate a reboot:
- Installing anything
- Uninstalling anything
- Being connected to a network
- Not being connected to a network
- Running an application
- Not running an application
- Starting up
* Didn't I mention it? I'm one of the Slashdot crowd !